corporate expectation...

corporate expectation.

Project Manager is a Person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in One month.

Consultant is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a Baby.

Site Engineer is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month.

Client is the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby.

Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available.

Resource Optimization Team thinks they don't need a man or woman; they'll produce a child with zero resources.

Documentation Team thinks they don't care whether the child is delivered, they'll just document 9 months.

Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy with a delivered baby.

Third party auditor is a person who always tells that this is not the Right baby.

HR Manager is a person who thinks that... a Donkey can deliver a Human Baby - if given 9 Months !!!

Don't demotivate yourself by comparing yourself to anyone. It's irrelevant. Your only competitor is your previous self and that is the only person you should always try to beat.God has perfect timing; never early, never late. It takes a little patience and it takes a lot of faith but it's worth the wait...

Everyone can't understand what you mean. We may have the same language, but we don't have the same way of thinking....